Ok. So I am sitting here with my Somer Honey Ale, contemplating life, when I see a photo of Rob drinking.
I can't fault him for his choices:
Be they his girlfriend (see below post)
Or his clothing choices (another entry please- i could go on forever!)
Or what comes out of his mouth sometimes.
But the boy has no real taste in beer.
I mean Heineken Light?
Ok I get that maybe he is watching his figure
(he and about 1 million women out there watching it for him)
But come on.
He's British.
There are better beers out there.
There are certainly better beers here in the states.
So why does he drink that watered down pathetic excuse for beer?
Could there possibly be a fault I have found in Robert Pattinson?
Laughing...
Even his "faults" are charming.
He just needs someone to educate him in the finer things.
I know beer.
I am a beverage Expert.
So Rob,
If you would like to try your hand at something better...
I can help.
Call me.
Just to be honest.
ReplyDeleteI don't have anything against Heine Lights.
I just think he could do better...
So heineken lovers out there... don't hate.
I can't look at beer the same without thinking of you.
ReplyDeleteI am drinking several Porters now.
to fill the void.
Please, I need you to find me.
I am lost without you.
I am more than just a little bit drunk right now
ReplyDeleteI can't get you out of my mind.
There is an emptiness in my chest wehre my heart was.
you have my heart now
Where are you?
The y cant find you.
I don't know what to do.
But come find you myself
I wish my life were easier.
I wish i could run off and rescueyou.
Youdid for me.
and now i am lost.
withou t u i am so lost.